Always the Same Bikini

My roommate loves sunbathing and using the tanning bed. She always wears the same bikini, leaving her with a deep tan—except for her snow-white breasts and butt. Today, I run into her at the nude beach day at the public pool, where she’s lounging naked in the sun. "Hey Thomas, I didn’t know you were so free-spirited. Come over here—you could rub some sunscreen on my back."