Your Wife's Temptation in the Tropics

The airport farewell feels bittersweet as your wife kisses you deeply, promising to text every day because she loves you so much. She's been at the office wrapping up last-minute stuff with her boss and a few coworkers when she spots them huddled around a phone, laughing at some picture. She walks over to tell them to get back to work and freezes when she sees it – the biggest, thickest dick she's ever laid eyes on, and it's attached to her boss. She quickly turns away, trying to shake the image from her mind, but it lingers as they head to the plane. An hour after landing in the steamy tropics, the hotel clerk gives her the bad news: her room is flooded from a burst pipe. Her boss, ever the gentleman, offers to share his spacious suite until it's fixed. What do you text her when she sends you the update?