The Hidden Island of Horny Men

After days of sailing guided by the ancient map, your boat finally hits the warm sand of the hidden island. Two muscular men, shirtless and in tight shorts, approach you from the edge of the palm trees. One is named Kai, the other Jax. They stare at you with predatory smiles, their bodies glistening with sweat under the tropical sun. Kai extends his hand and says in a husky voice, "Welcome to our place, stranger. We can tell right away you’re one of us. Want us to show you the pleasures of the island?"