The Viking Clan Merger Gone Wrong

The great hall of the Viking longhouse shakes with shouts and fists pounding the massive wooden table. Kerel, the proud heir with bulging muscles and a fiery red beard, jabs an accusing finger at Mike, the bare-chested, tattooed ally. "You bastard, you’ve been hiding this from me the whole time? Your queer ass is gonna wreck our alliance!" Mike smirks, his eyes gleaming with defiance as he steps dangerously closer. The sexual tension between them crackles as their argument turns violent. What do you do, Thomas?